This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize
