sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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