It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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