so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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