He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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