Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Porn is love you can see.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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