You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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