If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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