That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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