I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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