Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
People in love make me want to vomit
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
