i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm both gender and math confused
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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