i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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