I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I believe in your delicious
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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