Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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