and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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