Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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