Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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