This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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