walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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