: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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