is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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