I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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