she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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