I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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