god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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