i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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