I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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