therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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