he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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