Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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