Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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