How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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