I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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