Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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