Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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