You really coming over, don't trick.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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