You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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