HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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