: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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