She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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