the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
