ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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