i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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