In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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