when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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