yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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