Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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