I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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