and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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